Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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