I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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