I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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