Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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