no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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