Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
sex in a hospital.. check
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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