Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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