I got chris browned last night
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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