i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
