How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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