Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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