after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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