JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
cat food counts as protein by the way
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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