I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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