Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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