He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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