I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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