P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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