He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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