this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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