I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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