she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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