I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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