I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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