dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
