my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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