btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
