Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It's official drugs can't kill me
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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