butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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