I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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