This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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