Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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