im gay
i know
yea but for you.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i just had sex bonerless
it was like eating out sand paper
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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