Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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