She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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