Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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