Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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