its not stalking. its research.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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