i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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