I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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