in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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