Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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