sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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