We're like a lot better than the average bears
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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