yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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