exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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