Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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