i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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