At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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