I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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