piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I party with great urgency now.
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