when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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