You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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