Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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