Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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