I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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